Frequently Asked Questions:

Decode My Situation™

What is “Decode My Situation™?
It’s a confidential, text-based emotional analysis for women who need clarity, not clichés. You send your situation. I decode the pattern. Think of it like emotional forensics: direct, grounded, and bullshit-free.

Are you a therapist?
No. I’m not a licensed therapist. I’m a strategist with lived experience, emotional pattern recognition, and AI-powered insight. If you need clinical help, please seek a licensed mental health professional. This is emotional strategy, not therapy.

What makes this different from a tarot reading?
No cards. No mysticism. Just clarity. Decode My Situation™ is a raw emotional read on your dynamic, not a spiritual message. If you want card-based insight, check out the Spill The Tea Tarot section instead.

How do I send my situation?
You’ll submit a detailed message after checkout. Be honest, be specific - and I’ll respond within 48 hours with a full emotional decode, tailored to your story.

How is this different from texting a friend?
Your friends sugarcoat. I don’t. Decode My Situation™ is a clear, structured response that cuts through emotional fog. No guilt-trips, no spiritual fluff, no sidestepping the truth. Just the clarity you’ve been avoiding.

How do I receive the response?
Everything is delivered in writing - via email only. No voice notes, no calls, no WhatsApp. Your privacy and focus matter.

Is it private?
Yes. Every submission stays confidential. This is a safe space for real talk, not judgment or performance.

What if I need more than one decode?
Come back anytime. Each decode is tailored to a specific scenario, so you can book more than one if your situation shifts.

What if I’m broke right now?
There’s a tiered pricing system for that. I built this to be accessible. You can still get clarity without draining your account. Just choose the tier that fits your situation.

Q: Can I get a refund?
A: No. Due to the digital nature of these items, all sales are final. Make sure you're ready before you hit checkout, this isn’t fast fashion.

Decode My Situation™